Thereness jokes
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"