There jokes

Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?

There's ate of them.

There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.

Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."

There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

There's twenty of them!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?

Good food, but no atmosphere.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

Hello there, have a good day!

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Not Bob.

There were three men, and two of them died.

The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.

My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.