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I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
There was a guy called John.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!