Their jokes
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Memes
Fuck teslas
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.