Their jokes

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.

Me: Hey, how are you?

Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3

Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?

Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.

Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!

Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)

Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!

Me: Ok, and their names?

Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!

Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)

Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.

Me: Ok, see you soon! :3

Me now hates my life. :)

I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.

Why can't an orphan get offended?

What are they gonna do, tell their mom?

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

What did the Asian people name their retarded son?

Sum Ting Wong.

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.