Their jokes

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.

I figure it's ok to hit orphans.

What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.

Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans ride a bike?

'Cause their parents won't follow them.

Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.