Their jokes

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?

A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?

Why do orphans play GTA?

'Cause they're actually wanted.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

Why can't orphans ride a bike?

'Cause their parents won't follow them.

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.