Their jokes
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Memes
first of my memes
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?