Their jokes

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

Why is it okay to bully an orphan?

It’s not like they could tell their parents.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."