Their jokes

Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.

There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?

because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.

Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.

Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Why don’t witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on their broom.

If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.

Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.

Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?

So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.