Their jokes
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.
Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?
Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.
Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?
Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.
For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.
So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Memes
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.