Their jokes
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Memes
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.