Their jokes
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Memes
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
"Simba is proof cats donāt always land on their feet."
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they arenāt.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. š”š¤¬šš»šš¼šš½šš¾ššæ
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Theyāre draining the economy doooown!
Theyāve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jackās seed.
Theyāve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
Theyāre spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
Weāve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a āfewā more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
Weāre gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
Theyāve banked off buying boooze!
Theyāll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folkāll loseee.
Weāre gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kidsāre in the business tooo!
Theyāre draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
Weāve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now theyāre a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, weāre now an oligarchy!
WEāLL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?