Their jokes

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Why can't orphans call their friends?

Because they don't have a home phone!

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

What day is Labor Day?

It's the day mommies have their babies.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their parents.

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Their dad never came with the milk.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."

The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.