Their jokes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Memes
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.