Their jokes
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Memes
Truly are
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.