Their jokes
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Memes
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.