Their jokes

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.

How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!

Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.

With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.

His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.

In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.

Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.

For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they have already lost their towers.

Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

There was an enemy with a machine gun.

My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."

So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

Why can't an orphan go on away games?

Their parent will never show up!

Hey, 2001 just called.

They want their towers back.

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD