Their jokes
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Memes
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!