Their jokes
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Memes
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
Hello there!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."