Their jokes
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
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Memes
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen π π.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.