Their jokes

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

How Jupiter was discovered.

Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Why can’t orphans have a horse?

Because they run away like their mum did.

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.

Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

Why do Asians abandon their children?

They're bad at math.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"

I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.