Their jokes
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Memes
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
“I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny.
“Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.
“Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny, and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother shit in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad fucking his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is fucking the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!"
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)