Their jokes

Terrorist

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Marshmallow

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Toad

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

Memes

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Birthday

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

News

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.

Orphan

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Temper

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

Gay

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

Orphan

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.