Their jokes

A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.

The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.

Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do cheetahs wear to work?

They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠

What do stomata use to fill their pools?

Chlor-ine.

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're bored, just punch an orphan!

What are they gonna do...tell their parents?

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?

Because they both split away from their family.

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

Why can you hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?