Their jokes
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Memes
Perfect
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Hello there!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.