Their jokes
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?