Their jokes

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

To the retail store.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.