Their jokes
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Memes
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
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Why canβt orphans go on field trips?
Because they canβt get their parentsβ permission.
If youβre bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They donβt want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Whatβs a rapperβs favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!