Their jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Memes
wow mario got done dirty
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.