Their jokes

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

With their FIRE LYRICS!

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."

Why are dogs different than orphans?

Because dogs don't cry for their parents.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!

On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.