Their jokes

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

What's the best competition to do with an orphan?

Which orphan had their parent for the longest?

Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!

Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Why can you hit an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

How do cows get their milk? The moo market.

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Why are the English so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.