Their jokes
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Memes
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.