Their jokes
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Memes
wow mario got done dirty
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."