Their jokes

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?

Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Why were the rappers late for their flight?

They forgot to pack.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.

“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.

“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.

So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”

“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.

How did the Asian couple name their child?

They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.