Their jokes
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Memes
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Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.