Their jokes
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Memes
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.