The jokes
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Memes
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."