The jokes
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
The joke is u.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.