The jokes
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Memes
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"