The jokes

Why did the orphan go to a church?

So he could call someone "father."

The Twin Towers are just like genders.

There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?

A: He could not use his mother's credit card.

What's the difference between you and an orphan?

Nothing.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?

The fridge actually runs.

You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.

Why were ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

He's a pain in the ass.

Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?