The jokes
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Memes
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.