The jokes

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

Did the tree high five the emos?

No, he just left them hanging.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...

... And pulled a mussel.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression f**ks you harder.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

I'm always hanging in there.

Hanging on the wall.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.