The jokes

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

What is the biggest lie ever?

"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."

Why do orphans commit crimes?

It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.

How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

GF: What do you think of our love?

BF: Count the stars in the sky.

GF: Aww... It's infinity!

BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.

What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?

Apples get picked.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?

Geico saves you more.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked, and the other doesn't.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?

"I'm sorry, I just had to."