The jokes
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."