The jokes
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Dad: I'm dying.
Son: Hi dying, I'm [name].
Dad: Really, now is not the time.
Son: I'm sorry.
Dad: Hi sorry, I'm Dad. (dies)
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."