The jokes

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: He wiped his ass.

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?

The witnesses.

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because it can’t find the home button.

What's black and long?

- The line at KFC.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

The "S" in Putin stands for smart.

Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!

What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?

Cancer.

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.