The jokes
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.