The jokes

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?

Satan and the devil are alter egos.

Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

My dad didn't beat the cancer.

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.