The jokes

Penaldo

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Newborn

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Bullet

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

Memes

Orphan

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Army

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One's actually picked.

Putin

What is the difference between Putin and an onion?

Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they can't access the home screen.

Mama

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Hitler

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Infertility

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

Guy

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?