The jokes
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Memes
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?