The jokes

What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't an Asian play baseball?

'Cause they always eat the bat!

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.

The tree left him hanging.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

A bath bomb.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Who are the best at bowling?

Terrorists, they always throw strikes.

Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.