The jokes
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Memes
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Today I put the womenβs rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.