The jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Memes
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."