The jokes
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.