The jokes
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Memes
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Why is the rum gone?
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.