The jokes
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Memes
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
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