The jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
Memes
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.