The jokes
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
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Memes
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Stop the orphan jokes!
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"