The jokes
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You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Memes
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.