The jokes
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!