The jokes

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

Use the roast I put of flat earth.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

"I want you inside me!"

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they already lost the Twin Towers.

Why did the mailman die?

'Cause everyone dies.

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.