The jokes
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Memes
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.