The jokes
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Memes
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."