The jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Memes
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.