The jokes
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Memes
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.