The jokes
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
Memes
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name