The jokes

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

Parachute

Why did the parachute refuse to open?

Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.

Baby

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

Skeleton

"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"

"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"

Memes

Mama

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Relationship

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣

Piranha

What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

The piranha doesn't wear makeup.

Construction

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

Parachute

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

Act

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

Chess

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

Victim

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Hater

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

Glory Hole

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

Ass

Why did the ass start a gardening service?

It was great at dropping SEEDS.

Ass

Why did the ass go to therapy?

It couldn't deal with all the crap.