The jokes

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Neighbor 1: Knock knock.

Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.

Odin: .....

What’s the opposite of poo?

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

Wash off the birch sap from the face.

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?

What is the biggest fear of firefighters?

Burnout at work.

What did the parents say to the orphans?

"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.

Toilet paper: Ya, right.

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

Happy was a cute hippo.

Happy sleeps in the water.

Happy walks on land.

Happy runs on Savannahs.

Happy swims in mud.

Happy takes a bath.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.