The jokes
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Memes
It says the truth
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.