The jokes
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Memes
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.